Friends (1994–2004) — episodes with scripts
Rachel Green, Ross Geller, Monica Geller, Joey Tribbiani, Chandler Bing and Phoebe Buffay are all friends, living off of one another in the heart of New York City. Over the course of ten years, this average group of buddies goes through massive mayhem, family trouble, past and future romances, fights, laughs, tears and surprises as they learn what it really means to be a friend.
Season 1
- 1. The One Where Monica Gets a Roommate
- 2. The One with the Sonogram at the End
- 3. The One with the Thumb
- 4. The One with George Stephanopoulos
- 5. The One with the East German Laundry Detergent
- 6. The One with the Butt
- 7. The One with the Blackout
- 8. The One Where Nana Dies Twice
- 9. The One Where Underdog Gets Away
- 10. The One with the Monkey
- 11. The One with Mrs. Bing
- 12. The One with the Dozen Lasagnas
- 13. The One with the Boobies
- 14. The One with the Candy Hearts
- 15. The One with the Stoned Guy
- 16. The One with Two Parts: Part 1
- 17. The One with Two Parts: Part 2
- 18. The One with All the Poker
- 19. The One Where the Monkey Gets Away
- 20. The One with the Evil Orthodontist
- 21. The One with the Fake Monica
- 22. The One with the Ick Factor
- 23. The One with the Birth
- 24. The One Where Rachel Finds Out
Season 2
- 1. The One with Ross’s New Girlfriend
- 2. The One with the Breast Milk
- 3. The One Where Heckles Dies
- 4. The One with Phoebe’s Husband
- 5. The One with Five Steaks and an Eggplant
- 6. The One with the Baby on the Bus
- 7. The One Where Ross Finds Out
- 8. The One with the List
- 9. The One with Phoebe’s Dad
- 10. The One with Russ
- 11. The One with the Lesbian Wedding
- 12. The One After the Superbowl: Part 1
- 13. The One After the Superbowl: Part 2
- 14. The One with the Prom Video
- 15. The One Where Ross and Rachel… You Know
- 16. The One Where Joey Moves Out
- 17. The One Where Eddie Moves In
- 18. The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies
- 19. The One Where Eddie Won’t Go
- 20. The One Where Old Yeller Dies
- 21. The One with the Bullies
- 22. The One with the Two Parties
- 23. The One with the Chicken Pox
- 24. The One with Barry and Mindy’s Wedding
Season 3
- 1. The One with the Princess Leia Fantasy
- 2. The One Where No One’s Ready
- 3. The One with the Jam
- 4. The One with the Metaphorical Tunnel
- 5. The One with Frank Jr.
- 6. The One with the Flashback
- 7. The One with the Race Car Bed
- 8. The One with the Giant Poking Device
- 9. The One with the Football
- 10. The One Where Rachel Quits
- 11. The One Where Chandler Can’t Remember Which Sister
- 12. The One with All the Jealousy
- 13. The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends
- 14. The One with Phoebe’s Ex-Partner
- 15. The One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break
- 16. The One the Morning After
- 17. The One Without the Ski Trip
- 18. The One with the Hypnosis Tape
- 19. The One with the Tiny T-Shirt
- 20. The One with the Dollhouse
- 21. The One with the Chick and the Duck
- 22. The One with the Screamer
- 23. The One with Ross’s Thing
- 24. The One with the Ultimate Fighting Champion
- 25. The One at the Beach
Season 4
- 1. The One with the Jellyfish
- 2. The One with the Cat
- 3. The One with the ‘Cuffs
- 4. The One with the Ballroom Dancing
- 5. The One with Joey’s New Girlfriend
- 6. The One with the Dirty Girl
- 7. The One Where Chandler Crosses the Line
- 8. The One with Chandler in a Box
- 9. The One Where They’re Going to Party!
- 10. The One with the Girl from Poughkeepsie
- 11. The One with Phoebe’s Uterus
- 12. The One with the Embryos
- 13. The One with Rachel’s Crush
- 14. The One with Joey’s Dirty Day
- 15. The One with All the Rugby
- 16. The One with the Fake Party
- 17. The One with the Free Porn
- 18. The One with Rachel’s New Dress
- 19. The One with All the Haste
- 20. The One with All the Wedding Dresses
- 21. The One with the Invitation
- 22. The One with the Worst Best Man Ever
- 23. The One with Ross’s Wedding: Part One
- 24. The One with Ross’s Wedding: Part Two
Season 5
- 1. The One After Ross Says Rachel
- 2. The One with All the Kissing
- 3. The One Hundredth
- 4. The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS
- 5. The One with the Kips
- 6. The One with the Yeti
- 7. The One Where Ross Moves In
- 8. The One with All the Thanksgivings
- 9. The One with Ross’s Sandwich
- 10. The One with the Inappropriate Sister
- 11. The One with All the Resolutions
- 12. The One with Chandler’s Work Laugh
- 13. The One with Joey’s Bag
- 14. The One Where Everybody Finds Out
- 15. The One with the Girl Who Hits Joey
- 16. The One with the Cop
- 17. The One with Rachel’s Inadvertent Kiss
- 18. The One Where Rachel Smokes
- 19. The One Where Ross Can’t Flirt
- 20. The One with the Ride Along
- 21. The One with the Ball
- 22. The One with Joey’s Big Break
- 23. The One in Vegas: Part 1
- 24. The One in Vegas: Part 2
Season 6
- 1. The One After Vegas
- 2. The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel
- 3. The One with Ross’s Denial
- 4. The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance
- 5. The One with Joey’s Porsche
- 6. The One on the Last Night
- 7. The One Where Phoebe Runs
- 8. The One with Ross’ Teeth
- 9. The One Where Ross Got High
- 10. The One with the Routine
- 11. The One with the Apothecary Table
- 12. The One with the Joke
- 13. The One with Rachel’s Sister
- 14. The One Where Chandler Can’t Cry
- 15. The One That Could Have Been: Part 1
- 16. The One That Could Have Been: Part 2
- 17. The One with Unagi
- 18. The One Where Ross Dates a Student
- 19. The One with Joey’s Fridge
- 20. The One with Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.
- 21. The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth’s Dad
- 22. The One Where Paul’s the Man
- 23. The One with the Ring
- 24. The One with the Proposal: Part 1
- 25. The One with the Proposal: Part 2
Season 7
- 1. The One with Monica’s Thunder
- 2. The One with Rachel’s Book
- 3. The One with Phoebe’s Cookies
- 4. The One with Rachel’s Assistant
- 5. The One with the Engagement Picture
- 6. The One with the Nap Partners
- 7. The One with Ross’s Library Book
- 8. The One Where Chandler Doesn’t Like Dogs
- 9. The One with All the Candy
- 10. The One with the Holiday Armadillo
- 11. The One with All the Cheesecakes
- 12. The One Where They’re Up All Night
- 13. The One Where Rosita Dies
- 14. The One Where They All Turn Thirty
- 15. The One with Joey’s New Brain
- 16. The One with the Truth About London
- 17. The One with the Cheap Wedding Dress
- 18. The One with Joey’s Award
- 19. The One with Ross and Monica’s Cousin
- 20. The One with Rachel’s Big Kiss
- 21. The One with the Vows
- 22. The One with Chandler’s Dad
- 23. The One with Monica and Chandler’s Wedding: Part 1
- 24. The One with Monica and Chandler’s Wedding: Part 2
Season 8
- 1. The One After I Do
- 2. The One with the Red Sweater
- 3. The One Where Rachel Tells…
- 4. The One with the Videotape
- 5. The One with Rachel’s Date
- 6. The One with the Halloween Party
- 7. The One with the Stain
- 8. The One with the Stripper
- 9. The One with the Rumor
- 10. The One with Monica’s Boots
- 11. The One with Ross’s Step Forward
- 12. The One Where Joey Dates Rachel
- 13. The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath
- 14. The One with the Secret Closet
- 15. The One with the Birthing Video
- 16. The One Where Joey Tells Rachel
- 17. The One with the Tea Leaves
- 18. The One in Massapequa
- 19. The One with Joey’s Interview
- 20. The One with the Baby Shower
- 21. The One with the Cooking Class
- 22. The One Where Rachel Is Late
- 23. The One Where Rachel Has a Baby: Part 1
- 24. The One Where Rachel Has a Baby: Part 2
Season 9
- 1. The One Where No One Proposes
- 2. The One Where Emma Cries
- 3. The One with the Pediatrician
- 4. The One with the Sharks
- 5. The One with Phoebe’s Birthday Dinner
- 6. The One with the Male Nanny
- 7. The One with Ross’s Inappropriate Song
- 8. The One with Rachel’s Other Sister
- 9. The One with Rachel’s Phone Number
- 10. The One with Christmas in Tulsa
- 11. The One Where Rachel Goes Back to Work
- 12. The One with Phoebe’s Rats
- 13. The One Where Monica Sings
- 14. The One with the Blind Dates
- 15. The One with the Mugging
- 16. The One with the Boob Job
- 17. The One with the Memorial Service
- 18. The One with the Lottery
- 19. The One with Rachel’s Dream
- 20. The One with the Soap Opera Party
- 21. The One with the Fertility Test
- 22. The One with the Donor
- 23. The One in Barbados: Part 1
Season 10
- 1. The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss
- 2. The One Where Ross Is Fine
- 3. The One with Ross’s Tan
- 4. The One with the Cake
- 5. The One Where Rachel’s Sister Babysits
- 6. The One with Ross’ Grant
- 7. The One with the Home Study
- 8. The One with the Late Thanksgiving
- 9. The One with the Birth Mother
- 10. The One Where Chandler Gets Caught
- 11. The One Where the Stripper Cries
- 12. The One with Phoebe’s Wedding
- 13. The One Where Joey Speaks French
- 14. The One with Princess Consuela
- 15. The One Where Estelle Dies
- 16. The One with Rachel’s Going Away Party
- 17. The Last One: Part 1
Season 1
101 — The One Where Monica Gets A New Roomate
102 — The One With The Sonogram At The End
103 — The One With The Thumb
104 — The One With George Stephanoloulos
105 — The One With The East German Laundry Detergent
106 — The One With The Butt
107 — The One With The Blackout
108 — The One Where Nana Dies Twice
109 — The One Where Underdog Gets Away
110 — The One With The Monkey
111 — The One With Mrs.Bing
112 — The One With The Dozen Lasagnes
113 — The One With The Boobies
114 — The One With The Candy Hearts
115 — The One With The Stoned Guy
116 — The One With Two Parts, Part 1
117 — The One With Two Parts, Part 2
118 — The One With All The Poker
119 — The One Where The Monkey Gets Away
120 — The One With The Evil Orthodontist
121 — The One With The Fake Monica
122 — The One With The Ick Factor
123 — The One With The Birth
124 — The One Where Rachel Finds Out
Season 2
201 — The One With Ross’ New Girlfriend
202 — The One With The Breast Milk
203 — The One Where Heckles Dies
204 — The One With Phoebe’s Husband
205 — The One With Five Steaks And An Eggplant
206 — The One With The Baby On The Bus
207 — The One Where Ross Finds Out
208 — The One With The List
209 — The One With Phoebe’s Dad
210 — The One With Russ
211 — The One With The Lesbian Wedding
212 — The One After The Superbowl, Part 1
213 — The One After The Superbowl, Part 2
214 — The One With The Prom Video
215 — The One Where Ross And Rachel… You Know
216 — The One Where Joey Moves Out
217 — The One Where Eddie Moves In
218 — The One Where Dr.Remore Dies
219 — The One Where Eddie Won’t Go
220 — The One Where Old Yeller Dies
221 — The One With The Two Bullies
222 — The One With The Two Parties
223 — The One With The Chickenpox
224 — The One With Barry And Mindy’s Wedding
Season 3
301 — The One With The Princess Leia Fantasy
302 — The One Where No-One’s Ready
303 — The One With The Jam
304 — The One With The Metaphorical Tunnel
305 — The One With Frank Jnr
306 — The One With The Flashback
307 — The One With The Race Car Bed
308 — The One With The Giant Poking Device
309 — The One With The Football
310 — The One Where Rachel Quits
311 — The One Where Chandler Can`t Remember Which Sister
312 — The One With All The Jealousy
313 — The One Where Monica And Richard Are Friends
314 — The One With Phoebe`s Ex-Partner
315 — The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break
316 — The One With The Morning After
317 — The One With The Ski Trip
318 — The One With The Hypnosis Tape
319 — The One With The Tiny T-Shirt
320 — The One With The Dollhouse
321 — The One With The Chick and the Duck
322 — The One With The Screamer
323 — The One With Ross’s Thing
324 — The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion
325 — The One At The Beach
Season 4
401 — The One With The Jelly Fish
402 — The One With The Cat
403 — The One With The `Cuffs
404 — The One With The Ballroom Dancing
405 — The One With Joey’s New Girlfriend
406 — The One With The Dirty Girl
407 — The One Where Chandler Crosses The Line
408 — The One With Chandler In A Box
409 — The One Where They’re Gonna Party!
410 — The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie
411 — The One With Phoebe’s Uterus
412 — The One With The Embryos
413 — The One With Rachel`s Crush
414 — The One With Joey`s Dirty Day
415 — The One With All The Rugby
416 — The One With The Fake Party
417 — The One With The Free Porn
418 — The One With Rachel`s New Dress
419 — The One With All The Haste
420 — The One With All The Wedding Dresses
421 — The One With The Invitation
422 — The One With The Worst Best Man Ever
423 — The One With Ross`s Wedding Part I and II
Season 5
501 — The One After Ross Said Rachel
502 — The One With All The Kissing
503 — The One Hundredth
504 — The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS
505 — The One With All The Kips
506 — The One With The Yeti
507 — The One Where Ross Moves In
508 — The One With The Thanksgiving Flashbacks
509 — The One With Ross’s Sandwich
510 — The One With The Inappropriate Sister
511 — The One With All The Resolutions
512 — The One With Chandler’s Work Laugh
513 — The One With Joey’s Bag
514 — The One Where Everyone Finds Out
515 — The One With The Girl Who Hits Joey
516 — The One With A Cop
517 — The One With Rachel’s Inadvertant Kiss
518 — The One Where Rachel Smokes
519 — The One Where Ross Can’t Flirt
520 — The One With The Ride Along
521 — The One With The Ball
522 — The One With Joey’s Big Break
523 — The One In Vegas (Season Finale/Hour Long Episode)
Season 6
601 — The One After Vegas
602 — The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel
603 — The One With Ross’s Denial
604 — The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance
605 — The One With Joey’s Porsche
606 — The One With The Last Night
607 — The One Where Phoebe Runs
608 — The One With Ross’s Teeth
609 — The One Where Ross Got High
610 — The One With The Routine
611 — The One With The Apothecary Table
612 — The One With The Joke
613 — The One With Rachels Sister
614 — The One Where Chandler Can’t Cry
615 — The One That Could Have Been (Parts 1 & 2)
617 — The One With The Unagi
618 — The One Where Ross Dates A Student
619 — The One With Joey’s Fridge
620 — The One With Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.
621 — The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth’s Dad
622 — The One Where Paul’s The Man
623 — The One With The Ring
624 — The One With The Proposal(Season Finale)
Season 7
701 — The One With Monica’s Thunder
702 — The One With Rachel’s Book
703 — The One With Phoebe’s Cookies
704 — The One With Rachel’s Assistant
705 — The One With The Engagement Picture
706 — The One With The Nap Partners
707 — The One With Ross’s Library Book
708 — The One Where Chandler Doesn’t Like Dogs
709 — The One With All The Candy
710 — The One With The Holiday Armadilio
711 — The One With All The Cheesecakes
712 — The One Where They’re Up All Night
713 — The One Where Rosita Dies
714 — The One Where They All Turn Thirty
715 — The One With Joey’s New Brain
716 — The One With The Truth About London
717 — The One With The Cheap Wedding Dress
718 — The One With Joey’s Award
719 — The One With Ross and Monica’s Cousin
720 — The One With Rachel’s Big Kiss
721 — The One With The Vows
722 — The One With Chandler’s Dad
723 — The One With Monica and Chandler’s Wedding
Season 8
801 — The One After «I Do»
802 — The One With The Red Sweater
803 — The One Where Rachel Tells…
804 — The One With The Videotape
805 — The One With Rachel’s Date
806 — The One With The Halloween Party
807 — The One With The Stain
808 — The One With The Stripper
809 — The One With The Rumor
810 — The One With Monica’s Boots
811 — The One With Ross’s Step Forward
812 — The One Where Joey Dates Rachel
813 — The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath
814 — The One With The Secret Closet
815 — The One With The Birthing Video
816 -The One Where Joey Tells Rachel
817 — The One With The Tea Leaves
818 — The One In Massapequa
819 — The One With Joey’s Interview
820 — The One With The Baby Shower
821 — The One With The Cooking Class
822 — The One Where Rachel Is Late
823 — The One Where Rachel Has A Baby
Season 9
901 — The One Where No One Proposes
902 — The One Where Emma Cries
903 — The One With the Pediatrician
904 — The One With The Sharks
905 — The One With Phoebe’s Birthday Dinner
906 — The One With The Male Nanny (200th Episode)
907 — The One With Ross’s Inappropriate Song
908 — The One With Rachel’s Other Sister
909 — The One With Rachel’s Phone Number
910 — The One With Christmas In Tulsa
911 — The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work
912 — The One With Phoebe’s Rats
913 — The One Where Monica Sings
914 — The One With The Blind Dates
915 — The One With The Mugging
916 — The One With The Boob Job
917 — The One With the Memorial Service
918 — The One With the Lottery
919 — The One With Rachel’s Dream
920 — The One With the Soap Opera Party
921 — The One With The Fertility Test
922 — The One With The Donor
923 — The One In Barbados Parts 1 & 2
Season 10
1001 — The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss
1002 — The One Where Ross is Fine
1003 — The One Whit Ross’ Tan
1004 — The One With The Cake
1005 — The One Where Rachel’s Sister Babysits
1006 — The One With Ross’ Grant
1007 — The One With The Home Study
1008 — The One With The Late Thanksgiving
1009 — The One With The Birth Mother
1010 — The One Where Chandler Gets Caught
1011 — The One Where The Stripper Cries
1012 — The One With Phoebe’s Wedding
1013 — The One Where Joey Speaks French
1014 — The One With Princess Consuela
1015 — The One Where Estelle Dies
1016 — The One With Rachel’s Going Away Party
1017/1018 — The Last One
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Can I tell you what the answer is?
Strip joints! Come on, you’re single! Have some hormones!
Хочешь, посоветую лекарство?
Стриптиз бары! Давай, ты же теперь холостяк! Где твои гормоны?
This is Chandler and Phoebe.. And Joey. And remember my brother, Ross?
Это — Чендлер, Фиби, Джоуи. А помнишь моего брата Росса?
I was in this room where we were keeping all the presents,
and I was looking at this gravy boat. This really gorgeous Limoges gravy boat.
When all of a sudden I realized…
Sweet ‘N Low?
…I realized that I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry.
And then I got really freaked out, and that’s when it hit me:
How much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head.
You know? I mean I always knew he looked familiar, but..
Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering.
«Why am I doing this,» and «Who am I doing this for?»
So anyway, I just didn’t know where to go, and I know that you and I have kind of drifted apart, but you’re the only person I knew who lived here in the city.
Я была в комнате с подарками
И смотрела на подаренный соусник. Это был просто шикарный лиможский соусник.
Когда я, вдруг, поняла…
С сахарозаменителем?
…Я поняла, что завожусь больше от этого соусника, чем от Бэрри.
А потом я вообще охренела, когда меня осенило,
насколько Бэрри похож на Иванушку-Дурачка.
Понимаете? Я всегда знала, что он мне кого-то напоминает, но…
Короче, мне надо было по-любому свалить оттуда, и я начала задумываться:
Зачем я это делаю и ради кого?
Короче, я вообще не знала куда мне идти, я понимаю, что мы с тобой как-то отдалились, но ты единственный человек, которого я знаю здесь в центре.
I’m sorry. I just don’t love him.
Well, it matters to me!
Прости. Я просто его не люблю.
А для меня это имеет значение!
It’s like all of my life, everyone has always told me, «You’re a shoe! You’re a shoe! You’re a shoe! You’re a shoe!»
And that’s when I just stopped it and said: «What if I don’t wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a purse?»
You know? «Or a hat?»
No, I don’t want you to buy me a hat! I’m saying that I am a ha… It’s a metaphor, Daddy!
Представь, что тебе всю жизнь твердят: «Ты — туфля! Ты — туфля! Ты — туфля! Ты — туфля!»
И тут ты говоришь: «Стоп! А что если я не хочу быть туфлей? Что если я хочу быть сумочкой? Или шляпкой?»
Понимаешь? Да не надо мне покупать шляпку! Я говорю, что шляпка — это я! Это метафора,
папа!
Wait! Wait! I said «maybe»!
Стой! Стой! Я же сказала «может»!
(singing)
And whiskers on kittens
Doorbells and sleigh bells
And something with mittens
La la la something
And noodles with string
(поёт)
И усики на котятах
Звоночки на дверях и санях
И что-то там с рукавичками
Ля-ля-ля что-то там
И тонкая лапша
Independence. Taking control of your life. The whole hat thing.
Ты теперь независима. Сама контролируешь свою жизнь, как ты там говорила о «шляпке»…
Me and Chandler live right across the hall and he’s away a lot.
Мы с Чендлером живем прямо напротив, и его частенько нет дома.
Please don’t do that again. It’s a horrible sound.
Пожалуйста, не издавайте больше этот ужасный звук..
OK, sit down. Two seconds.
Давай, присядь. Я на две секунды.
over and over and over again till it starts to get a little red.
снова и снова, пока слегка не покраснеет.
so, nothing!
Так что никаких!
No, no. Although, Aruba. This time of year? Talk about your… big lizards.
Anyway, if you don’t feel like being alone tonight, Joey and Chandler are coming over to help me put together my new furniture.
Нет, нет. Хотя на Арубе в это время года? Там ведь водятся эти… разные ящерицы большие.
Вообщем, если не хочешь сидеть одна вечером, Джоуи и Чендлер придут помочь мне собирать новую мебель.
It’s been a long day.
Долгий был день…
(singing)
Love is a wondrous work of art
But your love
Oh, your love, your love
Is like a giant pigeon
Crapping on my heart
Thank you!
(поёт)
Любовь — это необычайное произведение искусства
Но твоя любовь
О, твоя любовь,
Как огромный голубь,
Который гадит мне прямо в сердце
Спасибо!
She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV. What did you get?
Она забрала мебель, магнитофон, клевый телевизор. А тебе-то что досталось?
Wow! The worst thing that I ever did was I shredded my old boyfriend’s favorite bath towel.
Вау! А моя месть была в разрезании на клочки любимое банное полотенце моего бывшего.
I know you probably think this is all about what I said the other night about you making love with your socks on, but it isn’t. It isn’t. It’s about me. And I just…
Hi! The machine cut me off again.
Anyway… Look, look, I know that some girl is going to be incredibly lucky to become Mrs. Barry Finkel.
But it isn’t me. It’s not me. Not that I have any idea who «me» is right now, but you just have to give me a chance to…
Не подумай, что это все из-за того, что я недавно сказала насчет занятий любовью в носках, это не так, ты тут не причем. Дело во мне. И я просто…
Привет. Автоответчик меня снова вырубил.
Короче… Послушай, я уверена, что какой-то девушке очень сильно повезет стать Миссис Бэрри Финкел.
Но это буду не я. Правда, я не совсем понимаю кто такая эта «я» в данный момент, но ты должен дать мне шанс, чтобы…
Four years of closeness and sharing, at the end of which she ripped your heart out. And that is why we don’t do it!
I don’t think that was my point!
Четыре года близости и ласки, и в конце-концов она разбила тебе сердце. Вот поэтому мы этого не делаем.
Я вроде немножко не то хотел сказать.
What if there’s only one woman for everybody, you know?
I mean, what if you get one woman, and that’s it?
Unfortunately, in my case, there was only one woman for her.
А что если каждому предназначена только одна женщина?
В смысле, что если будет всего одна и всё?
К сожалению, в моём случае одна как раз и получилась, только у неё.
That’s like saying «there’s only one flavor of ice cream for you».
Let me tell you something, Ross. There’s lots of flavors out there.
There’s «Rocky Road», and «Cookie Dough», and bing! «Cherry Vanilla».
You can get them with jimmies or nuts or whipped cream.
This is the best thing that ever happened to you! You got married. You were like, what? 8?
Welcome back to the world. Grab a spoon!
Это все равно, что сказать «мороженое бывает только одного сорта».
Позволь кое что тебе рассказать, Росс. Есть много разных сортов.
Есть и шоколадное, и марцепановое, и бац! — вишнёво-ванильное.
И можно есть их и с кексом, и с орешками, и даже со взбитыми сливками.
Это же лучшее, что с тобой произошло! Ты женился, тебе было сколько? Лет 8?
С возвращением в реальный мир! Хватай ложку!
revelation.
What were you gonna say?
Так что ты хотел сказать?
How long?
И давно?
Do you know how long it’s been since I grabbed a spoon?
Do the words «Billy, don’t be a hero» mean anything to you?
А ты хоть в курсе, сколько времени прошло с тех пор, как я хватал эту ложку?
Слова «Билли, не корчи из себя героя» о чем-то тебе говорят?
I got a date with Andrea. Angela… Andrea… Oh, man!..
У меня свидание с Эндреей. Энджелой… Эндреей.. Вот блин!..
Although, actually I’m really not that hungry this morning.
Хотя, по правде сказать, я как-то и не очень-то голоден сегодня.
роли.
«Once I was a wooden boy, а little wooden boy».
«Когда я деревянным был, я в школу не ходил».
Oh, Chandler!
Эй, Чендлер!
OK, OK! I’m just going to get up, go to work, and not think about him all day.
Or else I’m just gonna get up and go to work.
Все, хватит. Сейчас встаю, иду на работу, и до конца для о нём не думаю.
Ну или просто встаю, и иду на работу.
So, who?
Ну и кто он?
Mom had just killed herself, and my stepdad was back in prison.
And I got here and I didn’t know anybody.
And I ended up living with this albino guy who was like cleaning windshields outside port authority.
And then he killed himself. And then I found aromatherapy. So believe me, I know exactly how you feel.
Моя мать только что покончила с собой, а отчим все еще сидел в тюрьме.
А я приезжаю в город, где я никого не знаю.
И я стала жить с каким-то албанцем, который мыл ветровые стекла возле администрации порта.
А потом и он покончил с собой. И потом я открыла для себя ароматерапию. Так что, поверь, я тебя прекрасно понимаю.
«Hey, Rach, are you ready to jump out of the airplane without a parachute?» Come on, I can’t do this!
«Эй, Рейч, ты готова выпрыгнуть из самолёта без парашюта?» Не могу я так.
All right!
Ну вот же!
Are you gonna crash on the couch?
Останешься спать на диванчике?
Oh, boy! All right. Good night, everybody.
Ой блин. Ладно. Всем спокойной ночи.
Rachel:
Рэйчел:
I always figured you just thought I was Monica’s geeky older brother.
Мне казалось, ты думала я был просто придурковатым старшим братом Моники.
And try not to let my intense vulnerability become any kind of a factor here.
But do you think it would be okay if I asked you out sometime maybe?
Только давай, чтобы моя нынешняя ранимость не играла мне на руку сейчас. Как ты думаешь, ничего если я как-нибудь приглашу тебя на свидание, может быть?
Sorry. Okay, Las Vegas.
Извини. Так, Лас Вегас.
Сегодня мы позанимаемся английским языком по сериалу «Друзья». Мы возьмем отрывок, где Фиби рассказывает про свой первый велосипед, который на самом деле был коробкой от велосипеда. Это задание рассчитано в первую очередь на аудирование, восприятие английской речи на слух.
Как проходить задание на аудирование?
Сцена разбита на несколько отрывков, они идут друг за другом. Каждая сценка длится около 10 секунд. Сценка повторяется 4 раза.
- Шаг 1. Посмотрите сценку без субтитров. Скорее всего, вы многое (или все) не поймете – не переживайте.
- Шаг 2. Сценка идет в замедленном темпе, с субтитрами. Слушайте речь и читайте ВСЛУХ субтитры.
- Шаг 3. Сценка идет в нормальной скорости, с субтитрами. Слушайте и читайте ВСЛУХ.
- Шаг 4. Сценка снова идет без субтитров. На этот раз речь должна казаться более понятной, чем на Шаге 1. Особенно, если вы действительно читали вслух.
Если не успеваете читать или все еще слишком трудно воспринимается речь, ставьте на паузу. Вы также можете сначала ознакомиться с текстом из видео и его переводом, а потом уже смотреть видео – так будет еще проще понять речь на слух.
Английский по сериалу «Друзья» – видео с субтитрами, текст к видео, перевод
Вот текст из видео с переводом.
Текст из видео на английском | Перевод |
---|---|
Wow, Ben’s first big kid’s bike. This is so exciting. | Вот это да, первый большой велосипед Бена (букв. велосипед для больших детей). Это так здорово. |
Oh, yeah, I remember mine. | О, да, я помню мой. |
It was my sixth birthday. | Это был мой шестой День рожденья. |
My dad took me to the park… and I got on it and… it bent. | Мой папа отвел меня в парк… я забралась на велик и… он прогнулся. |
Yeah. | Ага. |
I never had a bike of my own. | У меня никогда не было собственного велосипеда. |
What? | Что? |
Well, we didn’t have a lot of money. | Ну, у нас не было много денег. |
But the girl across the street had the best bike. | Но у девочки через дорогу был лучший велосипед. |
Did the girl ever let you ride it? | Эта девочка когда-нибудь давала тебе на нем покататься? |
No. But the gave me the box that it came in. | Нет. Но она дала мне коробку от него. |
It had a picture of the bike on the front. | Там спереди была картинка с этим великом. |
So I would sit on it and my stepdad would drag me around the backyard. | Так что я садилась на него, а мой отчим катал меня по заднему двору. |
That is so unfair. | Это так несправедливо. |
Not really, I got to drag him around too. | Не совсем, я его тоже катала. |
Интересные слова из текста:
- big kid’s bike – велосипед для больших детей
- This is so exciting! – Это так здорово! (восхитительно, радостно)
- to get on the bike – залезть на велосипед
- to bend (bend – bent- bent) – гнуться, сгибаться, сгибать что-то
- of my own – мой собственный
- across the street – через дорогу
- to let smb ride a bike – давать кому-то показаться на велосипеде
- on the front – на передней части
- stepdad, stepfather – отчим
- to drag – тащить, перемещать волоком
- unfair – нечестно, несправедливо
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FlyHigh 3. Music Show. Friends
(Filova A./Tanya) Sally: Hello! My name’s Sally. I’m from England!
(Vasilyuk N., German
M., Mamontova T./Orlova N.): Hello
Sally! My name’s Tanya. My name’s Nastya. My name’s Masha! We are from Russia. (Song
“Hello”):
Hello, girls and boys, We’re
your friends here in our school. Hello to you. We like songs and
books and fun.
We
are the children in our school. Let’s learn English, everyone!
We’re your friends and
we are here. Hello, girls and boys,
We’re learning English all the
year.
Hello,
girls and boys, Hello to
you.
Hello
to you. Welcome to our
school!
Children:
Let’s dance! (Song2):
I’m
from England, Play and laugh, boys
and girls.
They are
from Russia, You’re the children of the
world.
We
are from Russia, Where are you from? Where are
you from?
Come
on, let’s dance. Let’s all dance and sing
this song.
Where
are you from? Where are you from?
Let’s
all dance and sing this song.
Masha: These are my friends: Misha, Alesha, Zhenya, Tonya and Sima.
Sally: Do you go to school?
Children: Yes. We do. Do you?
Sally: Yes. (Children sing the song “This is
Sally”):
Children: This is
Sally. Sally: These are children.
She
is going to school. They are going to
school.
We
can see Sally I can see the
children
And she can
see us. And they can see me.
Sally: Lucky boys and girls!(Children
sing the song4):
We’ve got books and bags and pens. We’ve
got shoes and hats for our heads.
We’ve got family and we’ve got friends. We’ve
got games and we’ve got toys.
We’ve got bikes and lots of toys. We
are very lucky boys and girls.
We are very lucky
boys and girls. We are very lucky boys and girls.
We are very lucky boys and girls.
We’ve got houses and we’ve got warm beds. Children: I’m hungry.
Girls: We’re making a cake! (Children sing the song
“In the kitchen” 5):
We’re cooking in
the kitchen. We’re eating every crumb!
We are having lots of fun.
We are making a cake We’re
cleaning up the kitchen.
To eat with
everyone. We’re having lots of
fun.
We
are eating the cake.
Yum, yum! Yum,
yum! We’re eating every crumb!
Children: That cake was delicious! Can we go out and play now?
Masha: Let’s play! Let’s have two teams. (Children play the
game).
1 team: We are the winners.
Sally: You are all winners!
Children: We are all friends! The best friends forever! (Children
sing the song 6).